catGirlBadass: Oh, yeah.
catGirlBadass: IT'S NOT OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lilbro: Yo
lilbro: I'm online
lilbro: Holy shit I'm online
lilbro: lmao
imafreak: who are you??
lilbro: I'm lilbro42
bigbro: And I'm bigbro24
catGirlBadass: GET OUT!!!
phobi: Calm down.
sksThunder: hi
sksThunder: yo wassuuuuuuuup
catGirlBadass: I'M ABOUT TO CRASH OUT!!!!
bigbro: Do it
catGirlBadass: Okay
catGirlBadass: YOU FUCKERS CAN KILL YOURSELVES!!!!!
catGirlBadass: Is that good???
bigbro: Possibly
lilbro: Maybe
phobi: DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNN
sksThunder: i bet she's just a burst of hot steam
sksThunder: who wants to watch iCharlie???
phobi: Isn't it iCarly?
sksThunder: we're in a parallel universe
imafreak: anybody here???
catGirlBadass: PARALLEL UNIVERSE????? I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!
phobi: By the way, I just betrayed all of you.
catGirlBadass: grrrrrrRRRRRRR PHOBI BETRAYED US!!!!!!!!!!!!
sksThunder: lmao
imafreak: anyone???
I am the Gatekeeper, and I am writing an alert.
bigbro: Okay cool
lilbro: WAS CATGIRLBADASS A FRAUD???
imafreak: CATGIRLBADASS IS A CRASHOUT???
sksThunder: IS CATGIRLBADASS ALRIGHT???
bigbro: WHO IS CATGIRLBADASS' SECRET IDENTITY???
phobi: CATGIRLBADASS - THE WOMAN BEHIND EVERYTHING???
catGirlBadass: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
phobi: No
catGirlBadass: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Hey catGirlBadass, what's the shape of Italy? I forgot!
catGirlBadass: A boot! ^w^
catGirlBadass has been kicked out of the chatroom.
phobi sent:
phobi: This is probably the best fucking chatroom oat.
phobi: Btw even tho I live in Michigan (not Detroit tho) I kinda hate the Lions.
CATGIRLBADASS JUST UNBANNED HERSELF!!!!!!!! WE'RE FUCKED!!!!
catGirlBadass: What did you say about the Lions?
phobi: I said they're STUPID!!!
catGirlBadass: DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THE NAME OF THE LIONS IN VAIN!!!
sksThunder: can we say that the Lions are idiots?
catGirlBadass: *blushing furiously* N-NO!!!
phobi: The Lions lost to the Eagles.
sksThunder sent:
sksThunder: how's it now, catGirlWimpass?
catGirlBadass: *a vein pops in her forehead* THAT'S IT!!! NOW I'M REALLY MAD!!!
sksThunder: cry
catGirlBadass: *head turns pink and smoke shoots out of head* STOP IT!!!
phobi: Hi my name is catGirlBadass and I'm an idiot.
catGirlBadass: YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF TO AN EXTENT!!!!!!
Hey guys let's go through imafreaks files.
What is "sexbot_nsfw.fbx?"
HOCHI MAMA!!! GEE WILIKERS!!! SHE HAS BIG TITS!!!
Okay, that's interesting.
catGirlBadass: I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make me being destroyed by phobi look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a flying fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
You aren't tough.
Ziobot.
catGirlBadass: I AM NOT A "ZIOBOT!!!"
bigbro: Well you are acting like one rn
lilbro: Yeah catGirlBadass
catGirlBadass has been banned and she isn't unbanning herself.
phobi: Fucking finally.
anna1234 and johnny316 has joined!
anna1234: This feels... new
johnny316: I don't know how I got here
rose: olleH
anna1234: Who are you?
rose: I'm literally a retired mc player. He him btw
anna1234: Saaaaaammmeee OwO NB btw
anna1234: Creative or survival :3
rose: Creative
sksThunder: Who are yall?
johnny316: I'm Johnny
anna1234: And I'm Anna!
rose: I am the creative dude
sksThunder: ok cool
ariseCapacitor: H1 GUYS
sksThunder: Oh god MAKE IT STOP!!!
ariseCapacitor: ON F3BRU4RY 1ST W3'R3 4LL GOON1NG TO 4STOLFO
imafreak: COUNT ME IN!!!!
bigbro: lmao me too
phobi: HELL YEAH!!!
johnny316: YES!!!!!!
ariseCapacitor: 4ND TH3 D4Y 4FT3R TH4T W3'R3 GOON1NG TO M1M1
phobi sent:
johnny316: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
rose: DUDE I WANNA SNIFF HER ASS SO MUCH OMFG
phobi: okay bro that's enough
imafreak: I want to sniff her farts so bad oml i'm a FREAK for her~
phobi: saaame
Saaaaaammmeee
I fucking love her so much
MORE STUFF SOON